Meagot 

Australian slang- To be grossly intoxicated beyond the point of self control. Derived from "Maggot" Or the French word for drunk "Magot'"

"I went to the tavern and got MEAGOT" or "Man, look at that kid, he's so Meagot "

Meagot by Martyseemartydo July 13, 2006

totes magotes 

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"

Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.

totes magotes by whitemamba March 30, 2009

magoti

MAGOTI
Acronym coined by Ryan Higa (nigahiga) for "most annoying gamers on the Internet."

MAGOTI
1. The Trolls
A : Dude, Do you got any flashbang?
B : I flashbang yo mom. HUEHUEHUE
A : Dude, that's gross
B : Ur mom gross. PFFTTT
2. The Shitake Mushroom
Example :
-Get Rek'd
-You mad bro?
-Speak english you chinese m*therfuckers
3.The Noob Caller
They look for every single mitsake so that they can call you out on it
Example :
...
"It's mistake not mistake.. you noob"
4. The AFK
.....
5. The Excuses Guy
He/She never wrong
Example :

-My team is so bad
-My computer lag so much
-I'm so drunk right now
5. The Desprate Guy
Example :

Girl : Need Medic
and then every fucktard give her medic
6. The Mic Abuser
The guy who shout loudly, play music etc
7. The Bossy Guy
The guy who get mad at everyone else because they're not doing exactly what he told them to do.
8. Stat Whores
People who only care about themselves did whatever to get a good score but don't give a fuck for a team
9. Rage Quitters
.... kaBOOM!
10. Ur mom. PFFFTTTT

magoti by Okami-maru March 7, 2015

Devesh Magotra 

Someone who brings joy and happiness to his friends by cracking jokes about a certain specific friend.

Hey Sudhir, your dad is such a Devesh Magotra

Devesh Magotra by sxbyc35xz September 7, 2020

Totes Magotes 

Totally, meaning 'Of Course'
First used in the movie 'I Love You Man'

- Are you coming to that party on Saturday?

- Totes Magotes! I'm so there.

Totes Magotes by synthpop March 30, 2009

meatotomy 

Refers to an incision or tearing done to enlarge the urethra. The practice often envolves from masturbation with an instrument that has been inserted into the urethra. People increasingly larger the implements in the urethra to tear the tissue. Others cut one or two sides of the urethra and pack the area to kep the sides from mending together. A few men have such a large opening that they were able to insert the glans penis of another man into the tip of their penis.

messeh practices meatotomy before b0rking.

meatotomy by Newbie April 18, 2004

Magotolds fake 

The moment when you miss the ball in Rocket League but you say it's your new mechanic and it was planned.

Magotold pooling the magotolds fake can you believe it guys?

Magotolds fake by MaikyThatNoob February 21, 2021