lobsterphilia

The desire felt towards your caucasian partner after he/she has a sunburn. This may cause one to recall past delicious lobster eating experiences.

As she spilled melted garlic butter over him, she said "I'm sorry, it's just my lobsterphilia acting up again."

by Mistress of Science August 11, 2016

Lobstering

The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach

Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session

by ladislav77 July 28, 2017

Lobob

Eshay cat

Look it’s a lil eshay eshay cat it’s called fucken lobob.

by Lobob May 23, 2020

Lobster

“When all of a woman’s meat is in her tail” aka a phat ass

“Victoria is for sure a lobster, look at that ass! I’m glad she doesn’t have eyes in the back of her head!”

by Dunkin_Johnson December 7, 2021

Dropping lobster

Vomitting.

Sara shouldn't have had 3 watermelon martinis she was dropping lobster in Robin's car all the way home last night.

by Carynmark April 2, 2010

Cock Lobbying

When a woman uses her vagina to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with sex. some believe a master of cock lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.

Person 1: "I don't know why I keep buying things for Julie."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."

by Ew! January 24, 2015

Tiny-Ass Lobster

Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."

Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that?

by CharlesIsMyName May 18, 2011