He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.
by EW! April 06, 2021
Madden 22 is garbage just like all the previous ones. People literally spend $60 for a roster update. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes are the cover athletes for a second time.
by EW! June 19, 2021
by EW! January 03, 2022
A mediocre quarterback for the Raiders that lacks the talent elevate his team. He also tends to cry and pout when his team is getting blown out; this is a common occurrence.
by EW! February 01, 2021
Shitty quarterback that currently plays for the miami dolphins. He is too much of a wuss to throw a deep ball; frequently throws for under 100 yards a game. Tua is the living definition of a “Checkdown Charlie.”
by EW! February 01, 2021
When a woman uses her vagina to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with sex. some believe a master of cock lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.
Person 1: "I don't know why I keep buying things for Julie."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."
by Ew! January 25, 2015
The Nickelodeon Valuable Player (NVP) is someone who performed poorly, but gave everything they had.
Mitchell Trubisky’s best effort did not help the Bears win a playoff game, but he still won the game’s NVP award.
by EW! January 23, 2021