NFL draft bust who most recently played for the Washington Football Team. He would rather take selfies and go to strip clubs than spend the time it takes to be a great quarterback.
by EW! January 31, 2021
The Nickelodeon Valuable Player (NVP) is someone who performed poorly, but gave everything they had.
Mitchell Trubisky’s best effort did not help the Bears win a playoff game, but he still won the game’s NVP award.
by EW! January 23, 2021
He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.
by EW! April 06, 2021
A song that NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown recorded after running away mid-game in his team’s game against the New York Jets.
by EW! January 17, 2022
Shitty quarterback that currently plays for the miami dolphins. He is too much of a wuss to throw a deep ball; frequently throws for under 100 yards a game. Tua is the living definition of a “Checkdown Charlie.”
by EW! January 31, 2021
When a woman uses her vagina to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with sex. some believe a master of cock lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.
Person 1: "I don't know why I keep buying things for Julie."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."
by Ew! January 24, 2015
Backup level quarterback who currently starts for the Denver Broncos. The only reason why he is the starter is because John Elway can’t draft quarterbacks.
by EW! January 31, 2021