jooped

screwed over; got the wrong end of the deal

"I don't want to get jooped into spending more on the bill for dinner than Steve."

by kissmyturkey March 16, 2016

Sploot Jootin

(V)the act of blowing bubbles using semen.

"Jenna was Sploot Jootin that wad."

by gener October 29, 2003

Joose

An absolutely pointless combination of a stimulant and a depressant.

The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."

by AndyRSC October 24, 2010

jooheon

A cute boy that needs to be protected at all costs
(and is also my ultimate bias out of all k-pop groups)

jooheon is so cute

i ship showheon because shownu is meant to be with jooheon

by jooheon March 2, 2019

Joog

"JOOG" really means if you have a plugg. Meaning someone you can obtain a wanted valuable item such as the new Jordans and you get them for a cheaper price.

Aye, man you got the Joog on the new IPhone X.

by Lil Smarty Pantz May 11, 2018

Joose-Bomb

Made the same way as a Jager-Bomb but the Redbull is substituted with Joose and the Jagermeister is substituted with Day-Quil.

Jeff really wanted to go out with his friends but was feeling a cold coming. So instead of being a pussy he drank a JOOSE-Bomb and was the life of the party and never got sick ever again.

by JOOSE BOMB Originiator!! April 2, 2010

joog

Joog is Aussie slag usually meaning mate

"yo cheer's for the carton for gn Joog" said matty

by Banigga September 25, 2017