fuck inventory

The number of fucks you currently have left to give about a given problem or topic.

1. I was going to vote in this year's election, but after spending the last ten years getting wallet-fucked by both parties, my fuck inventory was depleted, so I stayed home and masturbated instead.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.

by arrgitsasnake July 28, 2021

Boofski inventer

The first person to ever blow cocaine in ones ass in Windsor Ontario!.!.!

Dupree invented the Boofski inventer, by inserting a pen loaded with.2 of cocaine in my ass last night. He is the first person to do this to me ever! He invented it you know?! I shared this with my city after watching it on a movie. That being said the first person to receive it was a hooker

by Dupree6969 March 18, 2024

mysteriouslymetholodicalmetaphorically inventive sophisticated explanatory terminology

A unique style of lyrical communication coined by: "IndiviidualUnNown" It blends riddle-like mystery, structured method, and poetic metaphor to explain complex truths. It is designed to be confusing to the simple-minded but clear to the sophisticated listener.

LYRICAL PROOF (The 4-Bar Hook)
(Lyrics containing the FULL phrase and name for copyright usage)

(Beat: Slow boom-bap start, switching to fast flow for the end)

"They try to read the code, but the letters are flown, Signed, nineteen-eighty-one, IndiviidualUnNown. I hit 'em with that "mysteriouslymetholodicalmetaphorically Inventive sophisticated explanatory terminology"

by 19MattMack_UnNown81 December 2, 2025

urban car inventor

while reading the definitions of several nations and countries in the urban dictionary one may recognize that its common to mention cool inventions that are made in this countries. the strange thing is: all of them invented the car!
so check out wikipedia. the history of the car is long, including inventors from England, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium etc.

its the phenomena of the urban car inventor

by Dudenextdoor March 17, 2008

mother of invention

an invention that changed the world forever

the steam engine changed the world forever a real mother of invention.

by PizzaManDude October 19, 2014

father of invention

an invention that is based on another invention but used in some different way to the original idea it's used for.

the steam engine in a ship was based after the locomotive train a true father of invention

by PizzaManDude October 19, 2014

Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else

"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."

by Jabbamac December 8, 2018