A way to describe someone physically built in a way similar to a fire hydrant, such people are usually a bit shorter, yet solidly built and wide in the shoulders, but not fat. If they are fat they become a tank. Such people usually have good balance, thick necks, a low centre of gravity, and strong momentum behind their punches, and are usually deceptively strong, as seen in MMA fighters such as Matt Hughes and Sean Sherk.
Sen Dog from Cypress Hill is a classic example of a fire hydrant build. I wouldn't fuck around with him if I was you.
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hydrotard -
Pronunciation:Hi-dro-tard
1. (Verb)To melt someone's rational ability with stupid or silly entertainment.
-Past tense: Hydrotarded, Past Participle: Hydrotard, Present Participle: Hydrotarding-
1. (Noun)Someone who is temporarily rendered stupid or silly by drinking alcohol, watching too much television,etc.
-Plural: Hydrotards -
Pronunciation:Hi-dro-tard
1. (Verb)To melt someone's rational ability with stupid or silly entertainment.
-Past tense: Hydrotarded, Past Participle: Hydrotard, Present Participle: Hydrotarding-
1. (Noun)Someone who is temporarily rendered stupid or silly by drinking alcohol, watching too much television,etc.
-Plural: Hydrotards -
Verb:
I like to hydrotard my mom when she's upset, so she'll feel better.
After I hydrotarded the class, the teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I had hydrotard the class to get suspended from school and play video games at home.
Noun:
She giggled and said, "You're such a hydrotard."
At the karaoke bar, we hydrotards started dancing insanely.
I like to hydrotard my mom when she's upset, so she'll feel better.
After I hydrotarded the class, the teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I had hydrotard the class to get suspended from school and play video games at home.
Noun:
She giggled and said, "You're such a hydrotard."
At the karaoke bar, we hydrotards started dancing insanely.
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