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Hoopsnake

To attempt to perform fellatio on ones self.
"Steve was too drunk to play guitar so the band told him they were not going to pay him unless he entertained the crowd. He went up and attempted to hoopsnake on the stage".
by Monkeyfuss July 12, 2012
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Hoopa

The act of courting another person. Hoopa is commonly used in pairs "Hoopa Hoopa".
Stop hoopa hoopa in' up on my man.

I saw you Hoopa in' that bitch the other day.
by The Prophesa May 29, 2008
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cold shooting some hoop

We were just cold shooting some hoop when that nigga flipped out over a foul or some shit. So we shot him.
by Nick D February 25, 2003
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Hooper

Hooper (s.), Hoopers (pl.): Adj, Noun, Verb

Nonrespectable caucasian female who models her lifestyle and personal choices of the stereotypical common image of an African American. Often known to wear clothing and accessories advertised in popular hip-hop magazines, hoopers solo goal is to impress and seduce the African American male.

Common places to find hoopers include nightclubs and parties with predominately black attendance. Hoopers are typically easy to sleep with and often have extremely high numbers of sexual partners. Though some do not, the most distinguishing marking of these woman are the silver or gold hoop earrings that they usually wear.
Adj: "That white girl with the fat ass is a hooper for sure!"
Noun: "Hoopers always suck dick."
Verb: "That girl hoops on the daily."
by Professor Stone February 24, 2011
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hoopskirt ho

one who plays dress-up on the weekends with mommy and daddy's money. they usually gather in groups and dress in old garb to mimic people who have died who actually had lives that these losers are obviously jealous of. They prance around as though they are actually important, all the while, they are not, only hoopskirt ho's.
Those girls only wish they lived in the 1800's, the are obviously just hoopskirt ho's.
by ontheriseinsc March 22, 2010
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Shit Hooks

Def. 1 - Filthy hands. Usually applied to one who may be touching or using something that doesn't belong to them.

Def. 2 - A glommy, or contemptible person. One who hangs around where they aren't wanted. Akin to "third wheel".
Ex. 1 - Keep your dirty shit hooks off my porno mags.

Ex. 2 - I was gonna buy us a good movie to watch tonight on PPV, but Shit Hooks over there won't go home so we can enjoy it.
by Shit Hooks October 5, 2012
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Cunty Hooks

noun: A person who acts as a 'hook' ie they trap someone and do not let go even with repeated requests to them to leave said person alone. see also leech
"Cunty Hooks had been hangin around me all day"
by Treyn February 25, 2015
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