HELP, HELP ME!

If someone is yelling this, they are completely fine and need no assistance
Giovanni: HELP, HELP ME!

Drew:Nah, You chillin
by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 26, 2024
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HELP, HELP ME!

Whoever is yelling this is completely fine and needs no assistance
Gio: HELP, HELP ME!\
Drew:Nah G you chillin
by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 24, 2024
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The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.
TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK
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Mental Help

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.
Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help
by INeedTherapy1470 October 28, 2023
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A quick help

Something you say to a dude when you really need to shid on the side of the highway
Hey,, brudah, mind giving me a lift to the next exit? A quick help? PLEASE?!?? ILL SUCK YOUR GLIZZY JUST GET ME TO A GAS STATION NIGGA
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helpful hip-nudge

A.k.a. supplemental nudge; it refers to where you give someone's hip an assistive push with your hip to shift him over in a bench-seat when he is unable to do so under his own power, such as if he is totally exhausted, if he has a huge lapful of objects, or if the floor is not clear/flat/level enough for him to brace his feet solidly against it and slide himself over.
Trying to effectively brace one's feet and scooch over into the middle of the seat far enough to make room for a third person can be difficult in a pickup truck with a floor-mounted manual shift-lever and transmission-hump in the way, so the entering passenger may be obliged to give said middle-rider a helpful hip-nudge to slide him over the rest of the way so that the entering passenger can seat himself and shut the truck's door.
by QuacksO April 08, 2019
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Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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