happiness consultant

A prostitute, whore, street walker, hooker, Ho.

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.

by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013

happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.

what the hell what kind of happy hogwash is that

by Patty E November 25, 2016

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)

You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”

“Happy birthday”

by Sarahxx__ October 26, 2018

happy vagina

this is a vaginea that is really really happy, like as if it was getting the hot sex or a new pair of shoes!

i broughtr my girlfrind over and she had a happy vagina when we had sex due to my penis it was a joyful occasion

by wallis and futuna islands September 13, 2006

Happy T!

A phrase made popular on homestarrunner.com. It was put on the website for Thanksgiving 2002. Because of that, some argue that the T stands for Thanksgiving.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Happy T!

MARZIPAN: Happy T, everybody!

STRONG BAD: Happy freakin' T... losers.

BUBS: Happy dappy T, everybody.

STRONG SAD: What are we all talking about? I mean, "Happy T?"

COACH Z: Horpy Tor!

STRONG MAD: HAPPY T!

by Phillip F. November 21, 2005

Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

by Finalpoet February 7, 2019

Happy-happy-joy-joy

this is a song about a whale...NO!

this is a song bout being happy,thats right

Often used by happy happyists

`tis the Happy-happy-joy-joy song!

by JohnnyB.Emo July 30, 2021