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Baltimore Ham

A slang term used for "watermellon" It is somewhat racist towards black people, implying that they cannot afford real ham, and that they have watermellon a lot.
Black Child: daddy can we please have ham for dinner
Black Man: sry sugar we cant afford a real ham. we'll have some watermellon and fried chicken instead. That stuffs baltimore ham!
by HorseLoverTry5 April 13, 2009
mugGet the Baltimore Hammug.

Steamed Hams

Typical definition said by Skinner when he waited the lunch.
Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.

Superintendant Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.

Superintendant Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."

Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.

Superintendant Chalmers: I see.

Chalmers takes a bite of the "steamed ham"

Superintendant Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

Superintendant Chalmers: For steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes

Superintendant Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

shows Skinner the grill marks

Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.
by M4ttl December 26, 2016
mugGet the Steamed Hamsmug.

go ham

to respond violently to someone who disrespects you.
the neighbor used profanity against my mother and i decided to go ham when i got the oppurtunity.
by crawford, jerrel February 5, 2008
mugGet the go hammug.

Nigerian Ham

Simply put, watermelon. I don't think it needs further explanation. Pretty obvious
That Nate sat down for a feast of Nigerian ham
by Mateo1217 July 19, 2009
mugGet the Nigerian Hammug.

Ham Wallet

Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved
Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo
by Tubby Tockley September 6, 2006
mugGet the Ham Walletmug.

ham sandwich

an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.
by william mcfap October 4, 2011
mugGet the ham sandwichmug.

chest hams

a girlz breas, they big too.
Man that bitch gots silly chest hams
by Willie B January 11, 2005
mugGet the chest hamsmug.

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