flare

The better way of saying somthing is cool instead of fire

Person 1:Yoooooooooooo that cow is so flare
Person 2: you mean fire
Person 1: no I mean flare

Person 2: alrighty then. But why a fucking cow?
Me: idk

by #star May 14, 2022

Flare Free

Anti-inflammatory gluten, dairy, sugar, corn, soy free comfort food that won't cause autoimmune flare-ups.

My knee pain went away since eating Flare Free!

by cheflrod August 10, 2022

flartest

Loudest fart

John: "Man you let out a flartest last night."

by MikeHawk6901 September 2, 2022

Flaren

Flaren = A flat Karen

Aimee is such a flaren

by Tunbridgegyal-EHKC September 4, 2022

Flarple

Flarple (Flarple) is a form of hate speech used to directly attack stupid people

You fucking Flarple guy

by ƒreddi September 15, 2022

Flarken

A word not used by anyone, its not even just a word, its a spell said by those who worship the end of the everything you hold dear, because the moment you say this word, your entire existence is forfeit and nobody can save you, Even having this thought in your head is enough for God himself to want to snipe you out of reality, because nobody should speak of Flarken, It was based on Flareken Mcdingle, A Scottish man who once jumped to the moon by bending his erect penis after balancing on it for 6 years,4 days, 5 hours and 23 seconds, even legends state that Mcdingle was not stopped by hunger, thirst or the urge to crap, despite being ass side up, he did not shit for those 6 years, as he became more powerful with every push up he has done with his 6 year long erection! He did not stop to consider what he had done, and is now walking the earth, able to kill any mere mortal with his jacked dick!

Flarken: An act of speaking a word that has no reason to be spoken, as its too powerful, and nobody can save you after speaking of it! Nobody can help you after your end is here! Congratulations, You're dead!

"Bro, I just fucking flar-" and he died on the spot!

"I summon the almighty power of Fla-"
"What the fuck? Where is he?"
He is one with the Gods now"

by JoyGalla September 19, 2022

Flarp

That one puddy product that makes a fart sound.
Some word you made up when u were 7-9 , and u thought it was the funniest thing on earth.

"Hey did you get that funny new product named Flarp?"
"Oh yeah man its so funny!"
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"Hey bro wanna hear a word i made up?"

"Whats the word?"
"Flarp!"
"HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHUDIefheuwudewoifkgoirekoifwejieghierpfgejerjgoie."
"Hey bro? .....Bro?"
"OH NO HE'S DEAD!"

by What456t September 22, 2022