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someone: "what"
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Eating Beats

Verb; The act of immersing one’s self in heavy dance music whilst on a night out, showing complete disregard for others not involved or those passing judgement on the performance.

Adjective; The state of mind of an individual who has consumed enough to dance/move in a fashion to any loud noises.
1.Coming to this day-club? We’re eating beats all sunday.
2.Proper bent last night…i was eating beats to my own ringtone.
by getting purple May 23, 2010
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This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.
Hey wanna splish splash eat my ass?
Splish splash I be eating yo ass!!
by controversial dog October 11, 2021
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eating pizza

performing oral sex on a girl that has her period
Jerry: Dood, i feel like a vampire!
Terry: Why?
Jerry: I just ate pizza!
by alfi February 26, 2004
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cheese-eating surrender monkeys

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.
Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?
by moofmonkey November 25, 2003
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paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint
by tamahau March 2, 2003
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eating the fish

The act of providing oral pleasure to a woman. See: Cunnilingus, licking the carpet, washing the beaver, playing the pussy flute, kissing the clam.
Man: I can't believe your girlfriend made us such a killer lunch.

Boyfriend: I think it was to make up for the fact that I ate the fish last night, even though it was seriously rancid.

Man:*thinks about eating the fish* *quiet empathetic gag*
by Justdontask1 June 19, 2014
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