by WhatACatch July 27, 2019
Get the Emomug. To utterly fail in every way and at every thing. To become utterly useless and ultimately fail at life.
by BenniBenassi April 18, 2009
Get the Emomug. Teenagers that really dont know what they have.
They just want to be cool like everyone else.
Emo teenagers usually think they are the sexiest thing since Chuck Norris, but they are 98.99% wrong most of the time.
Emo children not only think they are sexy, Emo children have the worst possible hair styles in all of America.
Emo children really show what the United States of America is.
They just want to be cool like everyone else.
Emo teenagers usually think they are the sexiest thing since Chuck Norris, but they are 98.99% wrong most of the time.
Emo children not only think they are sexy, Emo children have the worst possible hair styles in all of America.
Emo children really show what the United States of America is.
Dude 1: Dude. Like. My hair. Is so short. You can see the bottom of my bottom lip...like that guy from that Emo band..
Dude 2: Dude. Seriously. Youre gay. Oh em jee. Look at what I did to my wrist this morning.
Dude 1: What you dont care about my hair?! WHY!!?? *cry*
Dude 2: Okay dude. Seriously. My parents work at McDonalds and Burger King. Your parents are neurosurgeons okay. Im only friends with you so I can get whatever I want.
Dude 1:OH EM JEE DUDE! I LOVE YOU!! WHY!!?? WHERE THE HELL IS MY RAZOR!!?? *cry* *sob*
Dude 2: Okay....
Dude 2: Dude. Seriously. Youre gay. Oh em jee. Look at what I did to my wrist this morning.
Dude 1: What you dont care about my hair?! WHY!!?? *cry*
Dude 2: Okay dude. Seriously. My parents work at McDonalds and Burger King. Your parents are neurosurgeons okay. Im only friends with you so I can get whatever I want.
Dude 1:OH EM JEE DUDE! I LOVE YOU!! WHY!!?? WHERE THE HELL IS MY RAZOR!!?? *cry* *sob*
Dude 2: Okay....
by NickTrep May 27, 2008
Get the Emomug. Emotionaly unstable teenager, predominantly white, wears tight, black, clothes. Listen to Emo music (duh). Crys a lot. Hair usualy died black. Most slash there wrists and complain about life.
Typical emo conversation
Josh: "Fred, I dont get why everyone hates me I am going home to cry."
Fred: "I will go with you, lets cut ourselves too."
Josh:"Ok, Lets go."
Josh: "Fred, I dont get why everyone hates me I am going home to cry."
Fred: "I will go with you, lets cut ourselves too."
Josh:"Ok, Lets go."
by Warsaz April 1, 2009
Get the Emomug. I'm emo, I don't wear tight pants, I don't like to wear black, and I'm blonde. I don't cut myself unless I'm really pissed and I suck at art.And I am hyper most of the time.
But....
I love converse, all star, Indian Summer, and alternative punk.
"Emo" is short for emote. True emos can hang with moshers. Emos are not goth.
There is no "real" definition to Emo music. Most "Emo" bands are bad pop music groups.
But....
I love converse, all star, Indian Summer, and alternative punk.
"Emo" is short for emote. True emos can hang with moshers. Emos are not goth.
There is no "real" definition to Emo music. Most "Emo" bands are bad pop music groups.
by Katietalk2much August 5, 2008
Get the Emomug. emo is a music genre... not a stereotype... MMK?
you can be emo by being emotional (and being emotional doesn't mean sad... it can mean happy!!!))
but you can't be an emo coz you were dark clothes and listen to special music... thats just gay....
if you call yourself emo... GET A LIFE!!!
calling youself emo is like calling yourself metal, or house or rnb.... its physically IMPOSSIBLE to be a music genre!!!
oh and slitting your wrist is not emotional... its just gay.... so either get help or get it over and done with and kill yourself...
kapeesh?
you can be emo by being emotional (and being emotional doesn't mean sad... it can mean happy!!!))
but you can't be an emo coz you were dark clothes and listen to special music... thats just gay....
if you call yourself emo... GET A LIFE!!!
calling youself emo is like calling yourself metal, or house or rnb.... its physically IMPOSSIBLE to be a music genre!!!
oh and slitting your wrist is not emotional... its just gay.... so either get help or get it over and done with and kill yourself...
kapeesh?
by Queen Vince January 2, 2009
Get the Emomug. Emo is a sort of commercialized angst, or at least a fashion movement.
Emo does not equal "emotional", I think it is music that is almost fake. Bands that aren't only selling their music, but selling their clothes or hairstyles. If a musician has deep lyrics, and I really do mean DEEP lyrics, it's not emo then. But if the lyrics are about some random love story a band made up that's like any other song, then yes I would consider it emo. Because they're probably trying SO hard to be deep about their lyrics, but it's just the same as everything else. It's fake.
For example, Secondhand Serenade, Nevershoutnever, or any band/artist like that I would consider emo, because the music seems fake to me. The lyrics suck and is commercialized angst.
Here's bands that are more about their clothes or hairstyles that people would call them emo: Fall out boy, Metro Station, you know...bands like that where the clothes fit the kind of "emo" look. Skinny jeans, black hair (usually parted to the side) and other cutesy-very tight looking clothes.
Now I am aware that emo used to mean music that was emotional/punkish. In the 90's I believe with bands called Rites or Spring.
So, bands that are considered emo, but shouldn't be.
BRIGHT EYES! That's like, the best fucking band in the world but people call it emo because it's emotional. Yes, it's emotional, BUT if you think about what emo means now (commercialized angst, style of clothing) it's nothing close to it. I guess any indie sounding band is consindered emo. Like Death Cab For Cutie. Nope nope nope. NOT EMO.
Emo does not equal "emotional", I think it is music that is almost fake. Bands that aren't only selling their music, but selling their clothes or hairstyles. If a musician has deep lyrics, and I really do mean DEEP lyrics, it's not emo then. But if the lyrics are about some random love story a band made up that's like any other song, then yes I would consider it emo. Because they're probably trying SO hard to be deep about their lyrics, but it's just the same as everything else. It's fake.
For example, Secondhand Serenade, Nevershoutnever, or any band/artist like that I would consider emo, because the music seems fake to me. The lyrics suck and is commercialized angst.
Here's bands that are more about their clothes or hairstyles that people would call them emo: Fall out boy, Metro Station, you know...bands like that where the clothes fit the kind of "emo" look. Skinny jeans, black hair (usually parted to the side) and other cutesy-very tight looking clothes.
Now I am aware that emo used to mean music that was emotional/punkish. In the 90's I believe with bands called Rites or Spring.
So, bands that are considered emo, but shouldn't be.
BRIGHT EYES! That's like, the best fucking band in the world but people call it emo because it's emotional. Yes, it's emotional, BUT if you think about what emo means now (commercialized angst, style of clothing) it's nothing close to it. I guess any indie sounding band is consindered emo. Like Death Cab For Cutie. Nope nope nope. NOT EMO.
Once the "want to become emo" read through all the websites and looked up bands that websites considered emo, he gave himself a total make-over. First, he needed to get the right emo wear, so he bought some skinny jeans and dyed his hair black, and painted his nails red and black. Now that he has been partly sucked into this emo style, he needed to learn the right music to listen to. The websites told him to listen to My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Taking Back Sunday and any band that screams that whole time. The emo kid didn't really understand what made all the bands emo, but he did it anyways, because that is what the websites and shows on MTV have been telling him.
But then, he read that he had to cut himself and believe himself to be depressed. So, he started to fake being depressed, until he believed himself so well, that he cut too deep and died.
But then, he read that he had to cut himself and believe himself to be depressed. So, he started to fake being depressed, until he believed himself so well, that he cut too deep and died.
by Waffle_Iron September 14, 2009
Get the Emomug.