The Declan Effect

when one cuts their hair to get wings and suddenly gets hotter

“Ayo why quin lookin different lately?”
Man it’s the Declan effect.

by Urmomsnewbitxh69 October 31, 2023

Harvard declined your call

Harvard declined your call or missed call from Harvard basically means that your dumb and have no brain cells at all. When someone says this to you, it means you said something so confident thinking it was true or right but in reality it was dumb and pointless.

“Why did Elon musk buy twitter if it was free on the App Store”?
Me: “Harvard declined your call”

by Cwermsigh May 8, 2024

Charles Declan Saner

A name for a person, especially a man, that plays Fortnite, Minecraft, Roblox and more. It is often to describe a fat, couch potato. Most likely, they take their mom’s credit card and use it to buy in game currencies. Most of the time, they don’t do anything all day except play video games. They will probably work at a McDonald’s or Tropical Smoothie and get minimal wage. They will give up after 2 hours because it is “too hard” when they are flipping burgers. They will go back and hide in their room or basement. Their mom will glaze them and suck up to them. She will try to get him a job but to no luck because he is lazy as hell.

Charles Declan Saner went to school in Ohio with Shrek, Lizzo, and Kanye.

by DogwaterOnTop November 20, 2024

Formal Declaration

An official way of asking someone to be your girlfriend, oftentimes seen as silly by parents. It can be an awkward conversation between a dude's girlfriend and his father when asking her about the "Formal Declaration"

"Back in my day, we didn’t need any of these formal declarations to ask someone out. Now they show up with a physical calendar, scheduling the date and pre-marking anniversaries like it’s a business contract!"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

The Declaration Of Independence Is Bully From--

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😱 :The Declaration Of Independence Is Bully From--

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

The Declaracation of Indepedendence

The essential U.S. document with a few small twists.

The Declaracation of Indepedendence was signed on July 4th, senevenenteen seveventy-six. In attendendance for this gradand evenent were seveveral politiriticians like John Hanancock, John and Samamuel Adadams, Thomas Jeffeferson, and George Washing-machine. This declaracared the United States’ indepedendence from Great Brititain. “We the pedeople…” Get a laugh out of your frienedends (friends) by swititching, mixixing, and repeteating letters and words.

by SleepyCat33 May 31, 2025

Dude's Decalogue

Another name for the Bro-Code, the first 10 sacred commandments of laws which govern all Dude/Bro interaction.

Bro 1: Dude you totally ditched me for your girlfriend.

Bro 2: Whatever man.

Bro Lawyer: Bro 1, you are hereby charged under violation of Article 1 of the Dude's Decalogue: Bros before Hoes

by Eagle Claw - OPS Director August 26, 2009