Splash damage

When you are taking a shit, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your ass hole before it has time to close.

Samuel was taking a shit at the McDonals on Castro street in San Francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his rectum.

by KablamoBill September 21, 2012

The Damarius

Putting peanut butter & jelly on your asshole and letting someone else eat it.

I gave your mom "The Damarius" last night.

by TheDamarius June 9, 2016

daman

refering to a person of great magnatidue. also referring to a boy named corey

Corey really and truly is a daman

by Corey October 17, 2003

Damage

another word used in place of damn; pronuniciation (dam!!!)-ij

Mrs. Mitchell: Hannah you got a 44% on your test.
Hannah: DAMAGE!

by indiannigga June 25, 2010

Criminal Damage

Clothing brand which specializes in Skinny types of clothing mostly, Skinny hoodies, jackets and of course, jeans. Can be reffered to as a "Scene" or "Emo" clothing brand, but only used with those with a slim taste of clothing.

Wow, she looks good in Criminal Damage!

by Lukie Noob February 10, 2012

Damaged

Def1: stupid, uncool, basically anything disliked.
Def2: What's wrong with you?? "What's your damage" or "Damaged!!"

Girl 1: Did you see her new outfit?
Girl 2: I know, that was soo damaged!!
Girl 1: I kinda liked it...
Girl 2: What's your damage today??

by inXandXoutXofXlove March 16, 2009

damagement

The reckless management of a company,that causes it to go under.That is,if the boss is an idiot,then most likely he will damage (ruin) that company,instead of managing it.

Our boss is the one guilty for the company's damagement! complains one of the employees.

by ultrasbear July 29, 2014