Crump

To crump a piece of paper. When you squish the piece of paper together it makes a Crump crump crump noise.

Wow jennifer you really crumped the paper
Damn that paper sounds like crump.

by Crump god November 14, 2022

crumpus

CRUMPUS-where you shank all the lady’s and through them in a sawmill

“CRUMPUS”

by Hrhsosurhebxo December 19, 2022

crumpshnuff

What you call someone as a replacement of any curse word

You’re being such a crumpshnuff

by Yaaboiphoenix January 31, 2023

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Crumpart

A word babies and foreigners cannot say

I wish i could say crumpart but im a baby

by BigMysteryMan February 12, 2023

Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma

Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr

by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023

Crumpulent

A word to describe the curvature of a bagel at 9 am.

Wow, crumpulent!

by Bagoul March 17, 2023