Crumpart 

A word babies and foreigners cannot say

I wish i could say crumpart but im a baby

Crumpart by BigMysteryMan February 12, 2023

crumperture

A game daily played by bored office workers sitting in their office blocks.

This game is played with two people.
One willing and one not.
We will call the willing Team A
we will call non willing Team B

Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows
1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop
2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone
3 points- Team B tells them to stop.
ex: Stop!
5 points- They are warned to stop
ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop
7 points- They are screamed at
ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit!
10 points- If they are physically abused
ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a:
Auto win: If Team B quits job
If Team A gets too 30 points they win
If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points.
If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.

Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.

Winner gets satisfaction.

" Stop that shit Jimmy Fuck this shit i quite"

"Haha! I jsut fucking won?"

"what?""Oh shit!""Fine man you won this time"

thats crumperture for you!

crumperture by dennisd95 January 19, 2009

Crampartment

A tiny studio apartment that seems to decrease in size with the number of visitors.

He's living in a crampartment downtown so don't count on much privacy.

Crampartment by mcveym February 10, 2009

cumpartment 

1) The abode or crib of anyone who thinks they are or tries to be a player. Usually only used by the person himself, who is also universally known as a fucktard.

2) A newly single or 'freshly moved out of his parents basement' boy's apartment. Never with a roommate.

3) Any part of a woman's anatomy that can be used for sex.

1) I totally took her back to my cumpartment for some serious head!

2) I can't wait to get out of this place and into a cumpartment of my own.

3) What a whore. She takes it in every cumpartment she's got!

cumpartment by Tarmaque the Magnificent June 10, 2005

landon crumpacter 

A real cunt! He is pretty much just a fucking bitch boi. Also, he dated a guy named Delane.

Your a real Landon Crumpacter

landon crumpacter by Das dat boi March 25, 2019

Cumpartment

A sexual apparatus that includes a compartment for cum

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Cumpartment by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 April 15, 2026