crotch pot cooking 

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

crotch pot cooking by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

Crotch Rot

A stinkin ass pussy.

That slut has crotch rot.

Crotch Rot by david kingston April 27, 2006

crotch blow 

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

crotch blow by Robin January 5, 2004

crotch rocket

If you like slutty chicks, then you'll get one.

Crotch rockets are for wiggers.

crotch rocket by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM December 28, 2005

Crotch Beanie 

The companion of the "Asshat" or just slang for Pubic Hair.

Dude, quit being such a crotch beanie.

Crotch Beanie by Annonymous October 27, 2004

crotch hound 

A dog (or person) that always finds their nose in a person's crotch; a bad name for someone who is stupid. Also called skank hound.

"Dutch is such a crotch hound; he always has his nose in my crotch!"

crotch hound by HsirT OecoM October 30, 2007

Crotch Cracker

A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it.

Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.

Beth, that Crotch Cracker! She laughed when I told her I had Crabs!

She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.

Also:

Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.

That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!

Crotch Cracker by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007