certaindertantly

When something is more than certain that it is certaindertantly (blank)

Person A: is that plant going to kill me if I touch it

Person B: most certaindertantly*cheery tone*

by Define-urban March 25, 2023

coetzer

One of the bestt surnames,coetzers can be aggressive at timess but will do anything for their familie ,they are always there for each other and have some sarcasm

The coetzers are funny people
You know the coetzers thy are great

by Emily gree April 6, 2023

coprtyies

i see you and know your location.

tamzin... coprtyies...

by roflcoptersss April 25, 2023

comertose

The apparent intellectual ability of someone in a position of extraordinary authority who relies on Faux News for actionable information.

The congressman told ClusterFox that he and the Senator have reviewed a whistleblower letter alleging “a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national”, and found the source “credible.” However, in a remarkably comertose moment, he acknowledged that his understanding of the situation derived from Faux News and Hannity, so he wasn't actually delivering any news on air, merely regurgitating the talking points the network had already constructed for the occasion.

by MasculineToiletGuy May 6, 2023

Certain Dri

formulated to help you absorb sweat, control odors and prevent chafing all day as an additional layer of protection and freshness.

No matter your needs, Certain Dri has a product for you

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Certain Dri

one of the original clinical antiperspirant brands and the #1 Doctor recommended brand for people with excessive sweating.

Certain Dri offers 3 levels of protection for people with excessive sweating

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023