Chompalompas

A complex gene which can only be located in every second generation of the great humanitarian gifts.A chompa is therefore only found in men which signifies for their greatness in their later lives.Chompalompas is like the avatar which is the power is a reencarnation of a powerful tool.The chompalian gene builds the glands of the penis.Reports and close studies over the years have shown that the chompalompas develops from the ages 5-19 and it is at it's largest at age 20.The chompalian gene cannot be genetically engineered but only can be inherited.Thus the Chompalompas size ranges from 7 cm to 20 cm in a lifetime.The Chompalompas is well known for it's killing abilities where it stretches the fibromuscules of the vagina into ripping and tearing apart thus leading to death of bleeding.

Chuck Norris
Mr.T
Sebastian Bach
and many other Avatars of this great spectale of Chompalompas

by The 7th Chompalompas October 23, 2011

Chomp Rock

Verb - When a Mario fanatic recieves a blowjob while playing any of the Mario franchise games, and the giver gets annoyed and chomps his rocks off. This scenario is rare because many video game obsessors never get laid, but possible.

My girlfriend was being a bitch and chomp rocked me for playing Mario Cart while she was blowing me!

by KaimnTheWonderGirl June 17, 2011

Chompin

When you bite down on a speaker at a rave while rolling (on ecstasy)

He was chompin the whole night bro.

by juaninja January 2, 2012

chompypig

1.Giant manwhore and the king of sexual harassment,likes to rip souls out and rape them

2.A short midget pig obsessed with bacon and sexually harassing people

1.that chompypig is such a manwhore

by manwhore mcslutpig October 24, 2013

Chompush

The phenomenon whereby the force of a bite displaces the fillings of a sandwich or burger away from the eater, possibly resulting in fillings leaking disappointingly onto the plate. Also a verb.

The sandwich enthusiasts were so frustrated by chompush they took to eating sandwiches that had been glued together with an edible adhesive.

The Earl of Sandwich had no time for chompush, thank-you-very-much, so wouldn't tolerate his invention having any more than two fillings.

Phyllis attacked her burger with such vigour that she accidentally chompushed a slippery pickle into Albert's face.

by Weirdsworth July 21, 2015

Chompant

A person who is eating so ferociously that they have to gasp for air between chews while emitting disturbing gulping sounds from the nose and mouth.

Can you believe that chompant sitting next to us at the restaurant.

by Krista S November 6, 2015

chomp time

when another male does fellatio to another man while poking his nose inside the persons anus.

there will be a designated chomp time later on okay?

by fettytotoo November 10, 2015