Kizzy Cap

n: when it's cap, but it's, like, REALLY cap, and you can't believe it's true for the life of you.

Josh: Yo I got in Harvard!
John: Nah that's KIZZy cap bro no way, you got like a 2.0 GPA
Josh: Sheesh bro can't take a joke?

by Aunt Suzy's Rat January 28, 2022

snooki cap

A knit winter hat

You'd better put on your snooki cap, it's snowing outside

by pittsburgh transplant January 22, 2014

Ice cap

The snow that remains on your bellend after falling asleep after a lazy wank.

One morning, when turning over to hit the snooze button, I discovered the duvet cover was stuck to my ice cap.

by MexicanDave August 4, 2015

caps attack

when you go to hit the shift key but accidentaly pressing the caps lock button instead, making all typed letters capitalized giving the essence that what you typed or texted would be considered "yelling"

Dude #1: "WHATZ UP BRO!!!???

Dude #2: "Why are you yelling?

Dude #1: "Oh lol sorry, i was caps attacked"

by mr.dude-guy June 20, 2010

Bitch Cap

Alcohol bottle stoppers that limit the amount of pour.

Take that bitch cap off and chug that liquor!

by Beacon t November 28, 2020

Blood Caps

a term used to describe when one's eyes are dick red after smoking marijuana.

daaaamn nigg, yo sry azz got blood caps!!!

by GnomeWeed January 20, 2010

meat cap

A latenight snack such as a hamburger, hot dog, or other such product that takes the place or supplements a round of drinks.

Hey Dude, it's been a big night, wanna come over at 2am for a meat cap? I'll fire up the grill.

by Glen Schreitmueller August 26, 2007