boneable

adj. Physically attractive. Arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest.

That girl over there looks eminently boneable.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

dake-bonoism

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

boner doc

a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.

If you need a prescription for Viagra, go see my boner doc Dr. Stayhard.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

Empathy Boner

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.

I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.

by Sirencio April 16, 2012

Friend Boner

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.

"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"

by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018

Bong joint

Joints that are thick and not very long, like a chode. They're inevitably shit.

Joe: Hey David do you mind rolling?
David: Yeah no problem, I'll roll a fat joint. It'll smoke really well.
Nishanth: Oh fuck he's rolling another bong joint, thats a shit joint right there.

by Smoke_weed_everyday October 11, 2012

Boneless dry rub

What you call it when a male masturbates while watching two females have sex.

Dude, I went home with both of those lesbians from the bar last night and they made me watch while they got it on so I did the boneless dry rub.

by NastyNateTheGreat44 June 15, 2016