penny-assed

giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.
x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.
by deslumoprime March 24, 2024
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Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish
'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'
by S Penny August 17, 2022
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pretty penny

A person who is a 1 on the 1-10 hot scale but has a great personality.
Yeah Kayla is ugly but she's a pretty penny.
by YourBoyMatty April 14, 2016
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Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 31, 2022
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Penny Age

Penny Age is a noun that means one year old.

Noun- Penny Age
Adj. - Penny
He won't start walking until he reaches penny Age.
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 09, 2021
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A-penny into a wenny

Happily doing dances when you are sad. This expression implies to those to songs with a fast tempo.
Song lyric: They are a-penny into a wenny.
Speech: one person: Why are they a-penning into a wenny?

other person: What does that mean?
some other person: Because they are sad right now but they are listening to a very fast song at a party.
by thecharacterwannie May 21, 2023
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a penny whistler

A penny Whistler is a fart that is extremely long and high pitched.
I was sat next to my mate whilst stoned when he did this extremely long and high pitch fart.

“That was a penny whistler” I said.
by Stayout February 25, 2019
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