I spent an hour looking for my 5 pages of math homework last night (at 2 a.m.), and ended up finding it right under my pillow. note that I was sitting on my bed when I noticed I lost my homework. I was happily heated to find it
anthony was happily heated when he finally lost his virginity, but caught a few stds in the process
Happily Melancholic is the feeling of being happily content with life but you are secretly sad and lonesome as well. Not really, depressed because you are ok or have come to terms with your feeling of sadness but you're not always sad and depressed.
*Ways to know you're Happily Melancholic*
-Lost A Close Loved One
-Really Good Worker
-Distant (from others)
- Loveable towards people.
- Can't Trust others well.
-Have problems with making close friends.
-If you're really creative or you read a lot.
and so on..
Guy #1: Are you Happily Melancholic (or HM)?
Girl #1: No, why?
Girl #2: Because you listen to Maria Taylor, Dido, Gemma Hayes, and the only japanese music you like is Akino Arai. I told you that the music you like would make people think you're "HM".
Girl #1: Hmm, I guess you're right.
Similar to 'Happily Married' however the relationshipers do not intend to change their current relationship status and are content just being boyfriend/girlfriend.
By saying this to someone informs them that you are not single or interested.
Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna get out of here?
Guy : No thanks, I'm happily relationshiped.
The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).