-2 lbs

A simple way of providing a weight without any information. Found on the grindr profiles of headless men dedicated to subtly informing people they're not comfortable with either their hairline or sexual identity.

Online 30 minutes ago. 10 miles away. 25 years old. -2 Lbs.

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by Julian SIlverman June 20, 2014

2:30itus

When someone texts someone confessing feelings they don't really have late at night

Girl: I love you
*next day*
Girl: Jk lmao it was 2:30itus

by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 11, 2015

2 pac shocker

2 in the pink 2 in the stink!!!

I gave her the 2 pac shocker last night she loved it!

by Blackiechan09 August 13, 2015

.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016

2/1(twone)

Independent Rapper from STL, Mo.

2/1(Twone) is one of the best out of the STL area.

by 314STL June 18, 2018

2 dollar whore

Someone willing to do anything for enough money to buy a gas station soda.

Allen couldn’t even find a 2 dollar whore in Goodridge

by 2nd rate February 26, 2019

2 november: face tattoo day

take a pen and go draw something on your friends face.
you can draw anything, but dont be too mean;)

"gary why tf did you draw a teardrop on my face?!"
"because it's 2 november: face tattoo day!"

by pew_die_eyes November 1, 2019