2:30itus Share definition Flag When someone texts someone confessing feelings they don't really have late at night Girl: I love you *next day* Girl: Jk lmao it was 2:30itus 2:30itus by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 11, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the 2:30itus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch