Lifestreaming

A buzzword created by nerds to make their online lives sound important to the tiny number of followers they have.

Steve Rubel: "Look at me, I'm Lifestreaming!"
The 4 nerds who buy into the bullshit: "Swoon, you're so awesome!"
Normal person: "You're just blogging and posting pictures."

by divsoft August 30, 2009

lifearrhea

diagnosed as a condition commonly affecting perfectly fine and normal females who within one year of being involved with a total scumbag develop so many bad habits and lose all sense of themselves and self-respect that they cease to have any ability to exist in society functionally as the fine and normal girl they once were.

"It's too bad about Sally. She used to be a cool chick until Jim got her hooked on pills... That bastard gave her lifearrhea."

by dagams November 26, 2009

Lifebrary

1. (n) The state in which one's life seems to be spent in the library. This can be caused by an excess of research papers, exams, procrastination, or more commonly, a combination of all three. This phenomenon is found most commonly in college students.

2. (n) A library in which a person spends a large portion of their life for an extended period of time.

1. Where has Jen been all week? Oh right... that 25 pager has given her a sad case of lifebrary
2. This stupid lifebrary is consuming my soul

by emgeemann November 9, 2010

Lifebook

When a person on facebook post statues all the time. Mostly and more likly about their life. These "lifebook" status are very annoying and no buddy likes them. Help make the world to be a better place and stop these mad people.

Jessica(20 mins ago) : OMG i was just at McDonald's and i only orderd fries :((( wahhhh.
Jessica(10 mins ago): wow i ate so much i feel fat. wahhhh
Jessica(2 mins ago): ughh some one make me feel better htc(:
Jessica(1 min ago): im bored some one text me wahhhh
Larry Buckley(just now): Dear jessica, this isnt lifebook, now delete your fucking facebook before i rip your toes off, shread them and make you drink it.

by byebyelbookusers May 19, 2011

lifepunch.net

A Garry's Mod Community server which they run Awesome Gamemode servers like Deathrun and Jailbreak. The server has activly large amounts of admins and players, you can donate for ranks and LP$ which is their currency.

Monkeys owns Lifepunch.net

by Fake Legitimately thingy May 26, 2014

LIFER

A career US marine after a war ends who keeps reenlisting and makes the corps
his home.It stands for Lazy Ignorant Fuck Expecting Retirement.

Not to be confused with professional US marines that love the Marine Corps and
stay because its their chosen profession. LIFERS stay because they sit around,
don't do shit,Spit shine their boots and kiss the officers asses.They fuck the working dedicated marines every chance they get.

Sgt.Wright is a LIFER. He couldn't hold down a civilian job at Mickey dees.

by Joedecop September 20, 2014

Lifestomper

When you stomp on a pregnant women's stomach killing the unborn baby and crushing the life from its body.

James: Did you hear about that brutal murder last night?
Tristan: Yeah the guy that did it an absolute Lifestomper.

by loli_ryona January 28, 2020