rolling monkey

a strategy used in Monkey Tower Defense, in which a large amount of fully upgraded dart monkeys is used rather than higher level, more expensive monkey defenses. This defense was developed by Poisenous Bmac.

That rolling monkey made my computer so laggy that level 44 took like 10 minutes rolffles!

by E J Batty December 27, 2007

monkey squad beam

get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag

get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!

by ContentStatic March 10, 2022

A different type of monkey

(n.) The kind that isn't a man.

You can order the special or you can get a different type of monkey.

by TJ Tremorgun September 18, 2017

Monkey Dust

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.

We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.

by BigAl87 July 1, 2023

bullet monkey

A cum dumpster to pump quickies into.

Samwise is Frodo’s bullet monkey.

by Cole Rabedeux January 21, 2021

Monkey

All People

You’re a monkey. uwu

by Quandle Dingles 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 July 1, 2023

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saf November 9, 2009