When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.
Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.
by Hobby-less May 21, 2017
Get the Safety fart mug.A super rare bowel condition that causes one to fart excessively exceeding 100 x a day and to have very stinky farts.
Doctor: After seeing you suffer no symptoms besides excessive and stinky farts, we are diagnosing you with Ibrahim Fart Syndrome (IFS)
by Bobdylan08 November 24, 2025
Get the Ibrahim Fart Syndrome (IFS) mug.When you are in a position or a job that is really busy or if it's obvious clear that this time is busy, working, moving around, or obvious something needs to be done about a situation.
by Fartmoving March 31, 2024
Get the Fart Moving mug.Her Vagina Blood Farts showed, due to her bloody high mid waist panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which she loved to sob!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
Get the Vagina Blood Farts mug."I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"
by cuntboy327 February 26, 2015
Get the Royal Fart mug.Person 1: oh god Whats that smell
Person 2: sorry I just farted
Person 1: but I didn’t hear it
Person 2 : oh yeah that was an air fart
Person 2: sorry I just farted
Person 1: but I didn’t hear it
Person 2 : oh yeah that was an air fart
by Irishdirectioner July 30, 2025
Get the Air fart mug.(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023
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