High Five in the Face

Noun and verb describing a solid smack by the palm to someone's nose, eye, cheeks, and lips area, but can rarely include ears if done by a professional or Yao Ming. This phrase is typically used in a threat that is never executed. Reserved for talkers, not walkers.

Boss: "No complaints about coming in to work on Saturday morning, alright people?"
Kiss-Ass: "Oh, never! Let's do brunch."
Boss: "Raise your hand in favor."
Johnson: "I'll give you a hand...a high five in the face."
Boss: "What's that?"
Johnson: "McMuffins?"

by Seventothanine April 15, 2010

stupid fat face

A face defined by it's fatness and relative stupidity to the brain located directly behind it.

Chris Leicht has a stupid fat face.

by hambonebassass January 6, 2009

So is your face!

A payout used to react to another payout or saying

Person 1: Your Gay!
Person 2: So is your face!

Person 1: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Person 2: So is your face!

by Cammo F October 1, 2006

in your face update

An unexpected software update that requires an immediate restart of your device and that installes a bunch of unwanted features.

The latest in your face update messed up my whole system!

by kleinermundvoll June 19, 2010

Double-Faced Entendre

In the wise words of Oliver Tree: "When you fall in love, you get love drunk, you only see what you wanna see but the second you realize someone has played you, it all comes crashing down collapsing. A double entendre is something that has two totally different meanings, a Double-Faced Entendre is someone who has two totally different personalities unbeknownst to you, one being an angel and the other being a devil"

She dumped me and burned all my clothes, I didn't think she was this way, I guess she is a double-faced entendre.

by lmcr666 June 23, 2021

Small Smiling Face

The face of pure evil. This 'small smiling face' was found on amazon, the user claiming to have '3 used and new'. Months after the faces were put on sale, reviews are roumers started circulating the globe about its great power beyond human control. Its source of power is unsure, voodoo, witchcraft, an experiment gone wrong? A team of top scientists are currently studying one of the rock like faces in a protected private area in Ohio. Avoid at all costs. For more details and to read the shocking reviews, search small smiling face on amazon, or enter 'small smiling face amazon' into google.

'my small smiling face has killed my mother.'

by Dr. Albert Merriwether June 22, 2008

white trash face

A term describing a face that has been ravaged by poor nutrition, smoking, alcohol abuse, and a general lack of hygeine. Commonly seen in low-income areas throughout the world. Major features often include "smoker's lines," beady eyes, stringy hair, and thin lips.

Sufferers are commonly seen using child support to buy cigarettes, working the checkout lane at 10 pm, and flipping out at walmart.

A step down from meth face.

Dude, ever since your girlfriend lost all her teeth, she's got total white trash face.

I know man, I don't know why I had seven kids with her.

by Frankie Cocke June 10, 2011