Definitions by kleinermundvoll
porn logic
A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.
The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.
porn logic by kleinermundvoll November 8, 2012
in your face update
An unexpected software update that requires an immediate restart of your device and that installes a bunch of unwanted features.
in your face update by kleinermundvoll June 19, 2010