wheat toast

When the toast gets lost from the returned toaster.

Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?

by Szechuan Wheat December 8, 2009

weak sauce

Etymologically, weak sauce was born in Long Beach California circa 1996. It was inspired by the G Love song "My baby got sauce" to which the adjective weak was added and a neologism was born. I used the term intermittently and was surprised when, two years later, I was visiting northern california and heard it used. Since then, it has spread and false claims as to it's origen have been made.

The full usage is now commonly considered passé. Currently, in Long Beach, sauce is an acceptable description of something thats shitty. It is interesting that G Love's "sauce" was a good thing and it has in fact become a polar term.

person A: the food at baja sonora is weak sauce.

person B: it's worse than sauce, that shit had me urinating out my asshole all night.

Person A: I think it's their enchilada sauce (unrelated).

by paul mathus July 16, 2008

Weak chin

Someone lacking a chin, whose mouth appears to be joined to their neck.

Ugh, I cannot stand David and his weak chin.

by MrMegaMcWang February 13, 2017

Weaksauce

Terribly insignifigant to the point of comedy

The man from X.I.M.I.A.N. was the true personification of absolute weaksauce douchery

by Bubb Rubb August 20, 2003

Weaksauce

Referring to a puny individual or a pathetic effort.

"Shadoe Sandford needs to get his weight up, he is such Weaksauce compared to Carlos."

by jeffy wallboy October 2, 2008

cream of wheat

Very nasty stuff.

I hate cream of wheat

by Saints September 29, 2003

Weaksauce

Weaksauce(adj.) - A term used in place of "that is (lame/weak/gay/etc.)!"

(1)"Um...Honey, I think the condom broke."
"Weaksauce!"
(2)"Dude, you missed it! That fat chick just got punched in the face!"
"Weaksauce!"

by Garret June 14, 2004