The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?

"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy

by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017

urban dictionary

The coolest, funniest, most ridiculous online dictionary ever. Period.

I was reading the urban dictionary and wet myself laughing.

by alexrocks12 February 7, 2009

Urban Dictionary

All About Sex.

Every definition is tied back to hooking up. Literally.

A.:What is urban dictionary?
H.:The Wikipedia of the streets ™
A.: More like sex.

Pun intended ©

by Vamps™ January 23, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website full of...well...you're on it right now, nitwit! Anyways, it's a place full of sex-ridden bigots.

God........SO MANY PORNAGRAPHIC DEFINITIONS!!!!

That my friend, is the Urban Dictionary!

by The Jester of Madness! November 17, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website where 99% of the definitions are either racist or sexual
-Concerned Youth

J: I wonder what redneck means let me look it up on urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Crazy, homeless white person. Like to shoot birds

by Whitetrash666 November 26, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The Website you're on right now :D

You are reading this example on Urban Dictionary.com

by GrandRapids Finnest July 29, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A great idea ruined by retards and their internal struggles.

"I HATE TRUMP!!!@$*!@$&&!*#&!
I know! I'll make a definition of him on Urban Dictionary to release my angst and reveal my stupidity unintendedly!"

by MaracasMemes January 2, 2017