Italian Tortilla

A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo

WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE

by yesusdioenfskiiii July 27, 2020

confuzzled tortilla

it is a confused tortilla

i am a confuzzled tortilla

by that gay bish October 27, 2020

Lil torta

Lil torta is the goat and the cutest guy ever, and can steal anyone’s girl. He says “small dick big dreams” but he has the longest pp ever no cap.

Hey look it’s lil torta

by The_lil_torta October 9, 2020

kentucky tortilla

When you kneel next to a woman who is laying down and roll her floppy tit around your dick and fuck it. Add sour cream by cuming on the other tit.

I gave that old woman a Kentucky tortilla last night

by anonymous November 18, 2020

pop tort

A miniature flatulence, not quite loud or stinky.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop tort mid-nut shtylllllll

by type69diabetes May 18, 2021

Clapped tortoise

When someone is so clapped that they look worse than a tortoise

Abbie is a clapped tortoise

by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021

Loïc Tort

A really QuIrKy guy, Will never pass up the chance for a “ur mom” joke. Unbelievable submissive and breedable but also a little bit fruity.

“I’m so quirky”
- omg ur such a Loïc Tort

by Burgerqueen69 November 9, 2021