Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.

John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.

by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011

alcohol face

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.

girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.

by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011

Upstate Face

Zero chin

Matt Chase has an upstate face

by JuJu139 June 20, 2018

wedding face

The radiant facial expression most women wear on their wedding day. Full of beauty and happiness.

Mary: Oh, I'm getting married tomorrow!
Catherine: I'm sure your wedding face will be glorious!

by Kalivha November 21, 2009

Wikipedia face

noun. it's a "thing" -- that unsatisfied grimace one gives or receives when Wikipedia is presented as a reliable source for information. The emoticon equivalent is >:\

Eileen: I went to the library for help finding information on Vedic chanting and the librarian sent me to Wikipedia.
Sam: THEY DID WHAT?!
Eileen: Yeah, I gave them the Wikipedia face >:\

by TeamJizzless April 25, 2013

Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.

Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”

by J.Mimz May 11, 2018

zorn face

named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.

You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.

by bfb715 November 9, 2009