Definitions by bfb715

zorn face 

named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.

You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.

zorn face by bfb715 November 9, 2009

Jim Ross 

WWE Commentator and Oklahoma native. One the best WWE announcers ever.

Jim Ross: Bah Gawd King, He's broken in half! Stone Cold, Stone Cold, Stone Cold! This is going to be one helluva sloberknocker, King!

Jim Ross by bfb715 July 7, 2008