magical surprise

following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.
by victoria-00 November 20, 2006
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The Magic Doodangle

A name for the penis. Specifically one that can accomplish something for someone that no other penis has before.
In some cases, but not all, also know as "Devil Dick"
1. "You two are going to have a baby? How? I thought the doctors said you couldn't."
"My husband has The Magic Doodangle!"

2. "Oh God! You reached places in ways no one else has! I think I'm ad-dick-ted to your Magic Doodangle!"
by Wolf Daddy February 12, 2020
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Magic Barry

When you do a poo and you go to wipe and the tissue is clean.
I just did a magic Barry. Did not need any tissue.
by Poo guroo August 29, 2020
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Magic Trick

Michael: So, this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money... or candy!
by moneyinthebananastand July 27, 2018
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magic gimmer

a gimmer that has magical powers descending from outer space
"hey man, did u see that magic gimmer the other day. fuck me he was magic"
by madswordfish July 17, 2008
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Magic fag

A type of spliff made using a small amount of leftover weed and/or kief mixed with a healthy amount of tobacco.

Primarily made from tobacco with at least a 75:25 tobacco:weed radio.
“I’ve got a bit kief in my grinder, let’s roll a magic fag
by monkebomber October 10, 2021
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Magic Chef

An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.
Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.
by CheffinBob September 16, 2016
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