1 definition by MJFire0511

magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 April 8, 2016