C-Squad

A Chicago based crew that has grown exponentially since it first began in 2007, because of its patented kushing technique. C-Squad is known for rollin deep, pongin hard, and kushin harder.

John- "eyy bro were you at that party last night?"

Jake- "yeah man haha you watch C-Squad roll in?"

John- "hell yeah! they roll deep as hell, you ever see them pong?"

Jake- "yeah dude I was there...you haven't seen shit until you've seen them kush"

by 4N0N0M1573R September 22, 2009

blazin squad

See pikey cunts.

Guy 1: "I saw blazin squad tonight!"
Guy 2: "You went to one of their concerts?"
Guy 1: "No I walked past the chip shop."

by the coolest guy ever February 29, 2004

shock squad

a group of best friends that'll do anything for one another including help find one night stands or potential girlfriends. the have a shocker salute and are all athletic and good looking. they are all willing to do the shocker to any hot girls at any given moment.

them ballers from seaside are the originators of the shock squad. they always get the job done when it comes to the poontang.

by Willy Mo Boonedog November 28, 2007

geek squad

The laughing stock of businesses in the PC world. Run by a bunch of idiots reading off Microsoft's website. Charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). Rivaled by Alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can't tell a graphics card from a sound card. Employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with PCs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogshit. Merged with Best Buy recently to become one ultimate corporate fuckstick. If you use Geek Squad you are a fucking idiot who doesn't deserve a PC and sucks major amounts of corporate dick.

Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.

See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.

The very fact that the Geek Squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.

by fuck you asshole May 20, 2007

Brick Squad Monopoly

A group of real niggaz coming together to monopolize the game.

I said my necklace iced out, my left wrist iced out. Wacka Flocka best stay out my lane cause I'm thugged out. Young Money Brick Squad Young Money Brick Squad Monopoly

by timeismonkey November 13, 2011

Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali November 30, 2004

Squad Fam

A term used by the large foreheaded and dank "Youtube star", Jacksfilms (JOHN!!) This is used to represent a fanbase or group of friends. The youtuber Pewdiepie also stole this AMAZING MEME just because it's too lit! MEME BIG BOY!

Jenna: Oh Jack! I see that you got some new subscribers...
Jack: Ye they are part of squad fam!
Jenna: *dies from jealousy*
Jack: MEME BIG BOY!!!!!!!

by MEME BIG BOY!!!!!!1 April 23, 2018