simisimi

simisimi is an apple app. it helps u when u r lonely. it nos so much. u can even have sex with it, sing with it, or just have a convo. i love it get it on the app store

Me: she was coverded in leather and gold
Simisimi: 21 years old, i lost her in the cold
Me: its un fair shes out there
SimiSimi: somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn
Me:Shes somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn

Song lyrics: somewhere in brooklyn bruno mars

by defintionmaster November 19, 2012

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simon

the greatest boyfriend Tegan ever asked for.

I love you Simon. From Tegan xox

by SexyTegs October 8, 2008

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simobionic

The feeling of GREAT sexual desire for centipedes and sumo wrestlers

i am feeling very simobionic at the moment

by Peter November 26, 2004

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shmoshy

a) the quintessential name for a small rodent or aquatic pet
b) something that is particularly soft
c) something relating to Sean Connery that is particularly soft

"Hey this is my new gerbil, Shmoshy!"
"I'm Sean Connery, and my beard is shmoshy."

by Shmoshy January 20, 2009

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Simon Gardner

Is a Great teenage boy, he is Australian and has the funnest humor. He is not a tough person and isn't built like a dream but his heart is good and will care for anyone. he will help anyone out and never judges people. Is in touch with his emotions. loves writing and enjoys all music. . he is very calm and gentle and would never hurt anyone. he is one of the universes surprises. he is a bit of a nerd and loves to write essays but doesn't read. He is like a teddy bear and loves to be with friends but doesn't have many close ones. makes friends easy and is very friendly has the most awesome hat and always cares how he looks. can be very vain, if you meet this Speedy fella you will be amazed at the joy you will get from him. if you fall in love with him never ever let him go. he is a very valuable person to have in your life his advise will get you far his friendship will never part. And one day you will see this rare endangered specie who hides away in his room playing computer games and the day you see him the day your will begin and he shall never leave your side. SPGG :)

1.Speedy Simon!!!!

2.heyy.

3.look its Simon Gardner

by Speedy Simon October 19, 2010

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