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Selfiesh

1. Showing concern for only yourself and not for the desires of other people in regards to sending a selfie
2. The act of being selfish while taking selfies
3. An uncanny method/mode of teasing (most commonly executed by Females)
Vicky: Hang on, i'm taking selfies.
Tony: Where's my selfie?
Vicky: Nowhere. There are none for you.
Tony: You're being Selfiesh
by Flxme May 28, 2016
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Selfia

Selfia is a hottie that seems bitchy and shy when you first look at her but once you get to know her she is the coolest, funniest most awesome person you’ll ever meet. Guys wanna be with her and girls will probably hate her cos they are not her.
Damn i wish im a Selfia! Or be friends with a Selfia at least..
by Youmomma$ June 11, 2020
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self-pleasurvation

the basic human instinct to preserve and insure, at any cost, the ability to administer pleasure to oneself
Even though both of his hands were gangrenous, Ralph refused to let doctors amputate them in an act of defiant self-pleasurvation
by HypaereonFlux August 7, 2009
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Self-Laugher

Someone who laughs hysterically at something he/she just said. Typically this comment is not funny at all to others who hear it, they may wind up laughing just because the self-laugher is laughing so hard
Man he told the lamest joke in class today he laughed for like an hour at it, he is such a self-laugher.
by The Webbinator October 20, 2009
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self denied control

This is when a person (male or female) feel that they should not have control over their own lives. This is caused by a troubled past or self hate, or being controled by family members (usually the parents) for to long (usually by the age of 18)

People who are like this uaually panic when given something to maintain or to look over.

However when they ask for something to control it is uaually something small to look over.

If this is not taken care of the person may become insane and sometimes suicide.

However insanity can also cause this if said person hears voices in their head.

Some of the signs are:

sleepless-ness
lack of apatite

dangerous levels of alcohol/drug in take
deep depression
feeling the need to stay in
lack of interest in normal everyday things
not taking care of oneself
Some suicide victims have self denied control and feel that they can't live without being controled
by theotherguyinabox March 11, 2010
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Self Handjob

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.
by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013
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self confidick

Having self confidence in your penis. You either take pride in its above average size, or have come to terms with it's average or even below average measurements, and thus you exude confidence in the workplace and at social gatherings.
Jesse's erect penis only measured 3.5 inches, but he knew that there was more to life than just his dick size, so with this self confidick he proudly approached a pretty woman on the dancefloor whom he decided he wanted to "get to know better".
by Spencer T95 April 3, 2014
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