Scottish Toboggan

An anal train of three or more kilted-men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”

“You bring the scotch, and I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight”

by DMixylodian August 25, 2021

scottianna

A portmanteau of the name Scott and the word Thotianna; meaning either a Scottish person who is pretty hoe-y; or someone named Scott who continually lowers the bar on how slutty one can be.

Scottianna hates this new trend of posting what your name means on Urban Dictionary to social media, and would much rather blow the football team.

by Lazarusxxx November 24, 2021

Scottish Accordion

When you blow into a woman's chocolate starfish while you spank her ass like a pair of bongos.

The other day I was at my friend's house doing homework when I saw his dad giving the neighbor a Scottish Accordion.

by Stan Demo December 1, 2021

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021

Scrotational Force

Having the steel fortitude of testicles. > The force...

Sam used the scrotational force to slap some sense into Richard's bitch ass.

by Mystery Muse December 14, 2021

Schrotti

Best rowing boat on earth

Schrotti is a speedy 🅱️oy

by mmmmmikrllk January 1, 2022

Scottish lecture

Slapping the shit out of someone you disagree with

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.

by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022