Half-Retarded
The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.
Half-Retarded by Lean Mean Bulimic Machine May 8, 2019
Technologically Retarded
One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic
Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
Technologically Retarded by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011
Related Words
get retarded
1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
get retarded by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
Obsessive Retarded
A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.
This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.
Obsessive Retarded by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010
Magically Retarded
What my computer does daily whenever it freezes or doesn't work right. I.T. tells me to reboot, their answer to everything!
Magically Retarded by Rhgrafix September 2, 2013
Comidicly-Retarded
To be comidicly-retarded is to be completely unaware of the joke at hand. As the great General Sam once said "some of you are comidicly-retarded. Pronunciation is rather simple: com-ee-dic-ly re-tar-ded.
This fucking asshole here. Doesn't even get the joke and he sits there bobbin' his stupid head along. He's comidicly-retarded.
Comidicly-Retarded by iamthedizzione May 5, 2019
movie retarded
This is when someone is not able to comprehend what's going on in a movie and tends to annoy the few people that actually pay attention.
Person 1: What's going on right now?
Person 2: He needs to steal money to pay his bills
Person 1: Oh....
Two seconds later....
Person 1: What's happening now?
Person 2: AHHHHH you're so movie retarded!!!
Person 2: He needs to steal money to pay his bills
Person 1: Oh....
Two seconds later....
Person 1: What's happening now?
Person 2: AHHHHH you're so movie retarded!!!
movie retarded by TZCHAZZ&FlakeWonder January 26, 2011