Evan Peters

Evan Peters is the hottest man on the planet. He is of belonging to me.

Madi: Evan Peters is mine.

Morgyn: He is obviously mine.

(Evan Peters belongs to Morgyn)

by stoopidmoogan January 15, 2020

peter molyneux

A washed up game developer who hasn't made a decent game in 10 years and is self-entitled to give shit to others' games for "not being decent".
He is the prime example of a fag.

Person 1;Did you hear that Peter Molyneux said GTA V's sales are disappointing?

Person 2; Who the fuck is Peter Molyneux?

by xSamy September 26, 2013

peter feldersnatch

a completely made up name, made up of a slang term for the cock ("peter"), an action word ("felt"), & an object ("her snatch"

a fake porno name

I'm Peter Feldersnatch. This is my brother Howie Feldersnatch. This is my cousin Big Dick Feldersnatch.

by Da Nastee One December 14, 2006

lousy peter

a flaccid dick - an unerection of sorts - when the penis is in turtle mode. A lousy peter can occur when a state of arousal is suddenly cut short.

He was about to come, but suddenly at the sound of his Mom's voice, he got a lousy peter.

by PeterDydo June 20, 2006

sly peter

1) A wily Bulgarian folk hero, known for outsmarting his Ottoman rival Nasreddin Hoca, and the corrupt Bulgarian upper class. First appeared in 16th-17th century sources

2) A sex act illegal in many countries, which, when done successfully, is performed without any knowledge of the other person involved. Popularized in Bulgaria

1) Sly Peter is like the Robin Hood of Bulgaria

2) I'm totally going to sly peter that chick tonight. She's not even gonna know.

by spanky1279 April 23, 2011

peter puffer

One who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. See also ass clown.

Those democrats sure are some peter puffers.

by TT October 14, 2003

Peter Vu

The super hot, sexy guy behind you.

Dude, that Peter Vu is so hot; just look at him work behind you!

by petaro March 15, 2005