wagon dragon

A flight attendant with a bad disposition.

Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.

by Cockfeathers September 07, 2018

Shit-wagon

A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being

That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.

by Carter Lanecrest November 10, 2017

Family wagon

Where a guy fists a girl and stick two fingers in the asshole. Kind of like a family wagon, ya know room all 7! Maybe a dog if ya lucky.

I gave her the full family wagon bro!

by freaky niquey November 30, 2017

grand wagoneer

Also known as a "foot job". A grand wagoner is when one person uses two feet to jack off someone else's dick.

My girlfriend gave me a grand wagoneer last night.

by JJ Brewer November 08, 2011

banana wagon

Something which carries a lot of penis, such as the earth.

Good old earth, a banana wagon if I’ve ever seen one!

by csdrt20 December 06, 2015

Scally wagon

Secret code word used to indicate you want to have sex with someone other than your wife.

Yo Amanda, are we scally wagon 3 later?

by snaggletooth July 25, 2020

Cheddar wagon

A slang way of saying school bus.

Person #1: hey you still take the cheddar wagon?
Person #2: yeah I can't afford a car.

by Lofolofo November 05, 2009