That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

muff

A large bush of pubic hair, often matted or untamed.

"Girls in porn should just know to shave their muff."

by haha March 8, 2004

muffet

The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."

The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.

by gulliblezine February 25, 2008

Muff

A Hairy Vagina
See also wordMuff Diving

Damn! her Muff almost swallowed me whole!

by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

muff

a very hairy pussy.

When Bob ate her muff, he got lots of pubic hair stuck in his teeth.

by Marcy January 29, 2004

stuff the muff

a game participated by the lucky few, where two or more people stick their love rockets into one lucky lady at the same time so it takes up all the space available inside the carniverous cave that is, the vagina.

Man: Lets play stuff the muff!

Man 2: Yeah!

Woman: Ok, i suppose you did buy me them chewing gums.

by Raaaas May 13, 2008

muffbunt

A female version of the tea bag. A chick dips her vagina on someone and yells "muffbunt". Usually leaves a wet residue.

"Oh snap kristin is passed out so muffbunt her!!!"

by Kristin Kemmer November 11, 2009