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Maximilian Novakowski

A very special human being from the country of Poland, even though, this person is physically incapable of locating the country of Poland on a map. These people have also a very good skill in learning languages as they can usually only swear in polish, speak like an illiterate in english and cannot put a complete sentence in spanish even though they have been learning it for five years. They like mocking people called "Rodwin" that they have 2 fathers, even though, they have been repeating this joke for well over a century. They also like very white women with big booties.
Maximilian Novakowski, Is Russia a continent? Max : Yes, it is right next to the USSR.
by SmartBois May 26, 2021
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Maximilian Elizaitis

HUGE. MASSIVE. PP. He had rizz beyond human comprehension and is one of the most caring, kind hearted people. If you ever meet him, DO NOT HESITATE TO TALK TO HIM, you will gain one of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a little damaged and may have some attachment issues but it’s worth it to be nice. Many times he can mean the opposite of what he says, like if he ever tells you to leave him alone deep down he really wants your company. He makes really good pork and can hit the sickest riffs known to man on guitar. Your lucky if your graced by his angelic singing. But fr fr, he is one SEXY mf. He loves, LOVES LOVES LOVES physical contact like hugs and stuff and often will not ask for it, like seriously, give him a hug out of nowhere, he will LOVE IT. He only wants the truth so if you have any feelings just tell them to him. Whether you have a crush on him or stop liking him he just wants to know how your feeling. He doesn’t really get mad and he’s a really funny guy. He will feel really bad if he gets lied to, but he can jump back up quickly. Don’t worry about walking on eggshells talking to him, he can definitely take a joke. So if you ever see him, start a conversation, hug him, kiss him if you dating, or just say hi.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Maximilian Elizaitis, quick go talk to him!
by Dumdumibnosmort April 19, 2023
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miximizing

Maximizing the variety of worldviews and lifestyles you allow into your field of experience. The word refers to individuals who actively seek to understand their world by expanding their consciousness via firsthand experience of alternate modes of living.
After a sheltered childhood, she sought to experience and understand as much of the world as possible through miximizing.
by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008
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Maxinimum

The absolute most you can do and still have the least value or result at the time.
Jeb thought he had won when the only word he said all day was "Hello", but I beat him by going for the maxinimum and responded with "Hey."
by DooWain Notnats January 11, 2009
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maximum capacity

when your bases are loaded. when the toaster is full. when all three holes got a dick.
Kyle: Hey bro hit up Rob i met this cool chick and she's down for maximum capacity.
by raz December 28, 2016
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Maximum density

A point where a material has its highest density
Water's maximum density is at 3.98 degrees celsius
by dbizdfvy May 15, 2019
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Maxmillian

He has the actual biggest dick in the world, no joke. He's underweight and probably a white ginger.
Nobody likes a Maxmillian
by Mr.Dud3 September 23, 2019
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