maplin

1. An electronics shop.
2. Mong(s) against paedo licking in nigeria (the answer given when someone questions the mystery of the name of the shop)
3. A refuge for old people who want to feel that they havent completely been deleted from society...
4. A place that most people are unaware of because it doesnt advertise on tv...
5. a place where people think they can just expect the employees to know everything.. and then work miracles
6. a place where the customers are all strange

1.
a.
jill: my god i need an adaptor
jack: maplin sell adapters lets go there.
(nodody knows what kind of adapter they want)

2.
Customer: so is maplin the name of the gent who founded this company?
Maploid: well it stands for erm... mongs against paedo licking in nigeria....
customer: oh....

3. uuuugh i refuse to admit my life is over! i still have an agenda! to maplin for flashing LED's!

4.
Elf: so where do you work?
Person: maplin
Elf: what the hell is that?
person: ....next to staples?
Elf: oh yeah that place

5.
Customer: yeah i need a usb to firewire adapter
Maploid: no such thing mate
Customer: your wrong!! i demand to buy one! now! i hate you all!! aaaaaagh!

6. *ring ring*
hello maplin preston
hi, is this maplins?
....yes....
are you open today?
....yes....
and do you sell adapters?
...yes....
is this the capital center?
...no....

by Dom Male March 23, 2008

mapquest

A incredibly unreliable website to get incorrect directions from.

Thanks to Mapquest I'm now lost somewhere in New Jersey...and I was just trying to get some directions to the house down the street.

by Nick July 25, 2003

Maple Fever

When an American citizen (usually male) has feelings for a Canadian

Hey Kevin do you have maple fever because that's just weird

by Mheff_31 November 8, 2015

Mapped Out

Part of speech: verb. Definition: When your life is falling apart,your eyes are cross eyed, you dont know where you are and you dont even know your own name because you try and drink like John Mapp.

...Many of us have tried. ALL have failed.

Damn girl you got mapped out last night!

by mapped out July 7, 2010

MapleStory

A addictive game that is better then sex, yet worse then drugs. :O

I Love MapleStory
Hey, let's go play some MapleStory.
Do you play MapleStory?
MapleStory is teh secks.

by MaryXCORE January 2, 2008

maple

A powerful program, yes, but one that drives one to put bullets into thy head. A popular engineering tool to graph and calculate hard shit.

Dude, I gotta go do my work on maple.
Dude, If I were you, I would rather gauge my own eyeballs out.

by gmoney September 16, 2004

Maple Valley

The worst, most boring city on the west coast. In King County, near Seattle, WA. There is absolutely nothing to do, all the girls act like sluts, all the guys are jerks, and everyone is on drugs.

I live in Maple Valley.

by Hi Im Awesome I Like Apples March 1, 2011