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ledgendary resiidence of real bodmon in camden
Me outside Lang ting close brudda
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Lanesborough

An absolute shithole of a place located somewhere between the villages of arse end and of nowhere.

This place offers many attractions such as the local link to Roscommon and Longford, robbing boats, taking bikes that were never yours but are now, the town is mainly known because the river Shannon goes through it.
Lanesborough is such a kip that Roscommon did not want all of it so it shares it with Longford.

The scenery in Lanesborough can be quite unusual as it can either be the sight of wind turbines or the local prostitutes, if you ever go through Lanesborough (because obviously your not stopping in this Kip) PLEASE AVOID THEM!!!
If you don’t know what they look like, rest assured you will be able to tell.
This town has recently come into having heaps of Ukrainian, as someone that has always lived here (unfortunately), it is an absolutely vile site.
One thing I can say for sure is that if you can, avoid it but if you can’t then good luck.
You will also find that it has a healthy dose of random violence that is usually sorted by one man.

The Garda in Lanesborough are only here to look the part, if you ever ask them for help they will say, please hold, while your call is transferred to Longford.
Ye I’ve been to Lanesborough, but only to go to Longford.
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Lexie- "What's your love langage?"
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Hamilton- "I understand many things, this is definitely not one of them."
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Lagsurfing

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My ping is terrible right now, but I'm getting pretty good at lagsurfing.
I kept rubberbanding so I had to lagsurf a bit for that clutch at the end.
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Landslip Victory

An electoral win where a party secures a governing majority, but they lost the overall popular vote by a significant margin.
The party technically won, but it feels more like a landslip victory than a landslide.
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Landscapers surprise

The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.
Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.
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Langcraft

The Art of Literature, best be not confused with Hocus Pocus. Debates will always arise.
American Langcraft really needs to get the English Language out of its BUTT!
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