Lagsurfing

Metaphorically surfing a "wave" of lag. In other words, achieving a desired result in spite of a lag spike.

My ping is terrible right now, but I'm getting pretty good at lagsurfing.
I kept rubberbanding so I had to lagsurf a bit for that clutch at the end.
I was lagsurfing so much they macro-checked me.

Lagsurfing by mxnv February 17, 2026

VagSurfing 

It's like couch surfing but instead of sleeping on different couches, you sleep with girls instead so you have a place to stay

Bro 1: how was you trip to Europe?

Bro 2: Pretty sick Bro, saved a ton of money by vagsurfing in every city

VagSurfing by Nineinchesofnav April 1, 2015

Laurfing 

Lying with no intention behind it, primarily for personal amusement. Best used when the consequence of the lie is minimal

Can be used as:
Laurf
Laurfed (past tense)
Laurfing (the action of laurfing)

the 30-second chart gives me the best setups

Bro stop laurfing

Laurfing by Blake's Huzz April 24, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012